why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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