You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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