That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So many bounce houses so little time
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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