he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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