I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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