the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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