marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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