I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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