Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
