I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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