i would punch a child for taco bell
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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