what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
