i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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