I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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