The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
