He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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