Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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