Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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