it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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