But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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