Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
nutella sex= disaster
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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