U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
one might say we're banned from that church
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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