she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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