So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
