i barfeds in our rink
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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