idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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