I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
