what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
