I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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