People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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