Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No subtext here. People are naked.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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