i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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