We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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