I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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