Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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