so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize