i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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