You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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