don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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