Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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