i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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