How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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