I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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