Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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