I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
