FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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