am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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