All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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