It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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