Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
