If that was your dad, he is hot
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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