**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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