When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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