Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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