two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
