He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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